Pilot
E1
On the first day of school, Ferris becomes infatuated with transfer student Sloan.
Behind Every Dirtbag
E2
Ferris grooms a rebel to oppose the principal's preferred candidate.
Custodian of the People
E3
Ferris has his janitor buddy impersonate the former Marine drill sergeant Rooney hired as the new dean of students.
Without You I'm Nothing
E4
Ferris attempts to help Cameron, who feels trapped in Ferris's shadow, by suggesting to him that he should do something he will be remembered for.
Between a Rock and Rooney's Place
E5
Ferris throws a surprise birthday party for Cameron.
A Dog and His Boy
E6
Sloan leaves Lucy, the campus canine, in Ferris' care.
Ferris Bueller Can't Win
E7
After a fortuneteller sees a black aura around him, Ferris has a run of disastrously bad luck.
Sloan Again, Naturally
E8
Sloan, feeling smothered by Ferris, dates a dashing Italian exchange student whom Jeannie likes.
Scenes from a Grandma
E9
Ferris' nosy, know-it-all grandmother wants to turn her two-week visit into a permanent stay.
Stand-In Deliver
E10
The father of Cameron's new girlfriend Ann forbids Cameron to see her. So Ferris poses as her boyfriend to get past her father.
Baby You Can't Drive My Car
E11
Ferris buys a 1962 Corvette that may be haunted.
Grace Under Pressure
E12
Rooney tries to cancel the annual high school beach day when the superintendent's office schedules an inspection.
A Night in the Life
E13
Ferris and Cameron survive an eventful night while trying to churn out an important class paper.