How to Succeed in Loafing Without Really Trying

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Eenie Meenie Minee Schmo

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Chiseler on the Roof

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Much Ado About Nagging

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Mother Knows Pest

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Land of Bilk and Money

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It Happened One Nut

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What Did You Do in the Dump, Daddy?

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A Gyp Off the Old Block

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The Best Money a Sheriff Can Buy

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Jerk Be Nimble

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Better Dead Than Wed

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The Fastest Cuspidor in the West

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Sheriff Deadeye is determined to get the lead role in a motion picture being made in town - even to the extent of wearing a corset to appear thinner. However, he finds he has been beaten out by Nathan Nothing (guest Robert Goulet), who is younger and more handsome. In "The Silent Spot," Red plays a crotchety old man who hates children, but finds he has been promoted to a store's toy department during the Christmas rush.

The Christmas Spirit

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The Taming of the Screw-Loose

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In One Head

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Freddie’s Heroes

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In this WW II parody, the stars of "Hogan's Heroes" (Bob Crane and John Banner) appear as their characters of Col. Hogan and Sgt. Schultz. Red (as Freddie the Freeloader) is assigned to assist in their escape from Stalag 13. In "The Silent Spot," Red plays a bungling 19th century suitor who must meet his girlfriend's parents.

The Fortune Crookie

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Absence Makes the Hate Grow Fonder

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Sappiness Is Just a Thing Called Clem

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Better Living Through Chiseling

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A Bottle of Bumb

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Not With My Dump You Won’t

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Parlor, Bedroom & Wrath

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Schnook of Araby

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It’s a Treat to Beat a Cheat on the Mississippi Mud

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A Bum for All Seasons

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Next Time Try the Brain

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Clem Kadiddlehopper meets down on his luck Loser Lumpkin (guest Tennessee Ernie Ford), a once-great champion chicken-plucker who was in the Olympics. Observing that Clem has the fingers for it, Lumpkin takes him to the Olympics to break the world chicken plucking record. In "The Silent Spot," it's the day after Christmas and Red plays a man dealing with his contentious wife, who demands he take down the tree and the decorations.

That Junk Built

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Loused in Space

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Once Upon a Dunce

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The Nag and I

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