Chapter One: As You Wish
E1
When I was your age, television was called books.
Chapter Two: The Shrieking Eels
E2
I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious history.
Chapter Three: The Cliffs of Insanity
E3
I don’t mean to pry, but do you have six fingers on that right hand of yours?
Chapter Four: Battle of the Wits
E4
Never go in against a Sicillian when death is on the line.
Chapter Five: Life Is Pain
E5
Anyone who says differently, is selling something.
Chapter Six: The Fire Swamp
E6
I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.
Chapter Seven: The Pit of Despair
E7
I've got my country's five hundredth anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.
Chapter Eight: Ultimate Suffering
E8
Who kills Prince Humperdinck? At the end? Somebody’s got to do it!
Chapter Nine: Have Fun Storming the Castle!
E9
Mawidge… Mawidge is what bwings us togewer today.
Chapter Ten: To the Pain!
E10
Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.