The Taking of Pablum 5-2-3 (1)

E1

A brother and sister screenwriting duo kidnap Little Richard and Martin from the Richard Stone UN Memorial Service, but the police assume Martin is the one responsible for the crime.

The Taking of Pablum 5-2-3 (2)

E2

It's Richard Stone Memorial Day. It's also Martins Birthday, But no one cares. Martin and lil' baby Richard are kidnapped, and the media believe that Martin is the kidnapper.

'Tis Pity She's a Neighbor

E3

Martin's pleasure at having attractive new female neighbors is mitigated when he discovers that they are prostitutes.

Steinway to Heaven

E4

Martin's mother's will is read.

Judy and the Beast

E5

Martin is revolted when a fragile Judith falls into the arms of his hated boss Gibby Fiske.

The Homecoming Queen

E6

Martin and Eddie attend their school reunion, where Martin is eager to make up for lost opportunities with a recently-separated old flame.

I'm with Stupid

E7

Martin feels inferior when he begins dating a member of high IQ society MENSA.

Attack of the 59-Inch Woman

E8

Toby nurses Martin back to health.

Those Who Can't, Edit

E9

Gibby desires to publish Jeremy's novel.

Off-Off Broadway Bound

E10

Eddie plays the lead role in Martin's play.

Hack Like Me

E11

Gibby hires Toby after she is fired by Martin.

I Never Promised You Charoses, Martin

E12

Martin tries to get his son to convert to Judaism.

The Courtship of Martin's Father

E13

Mickey (Martin's father) moves into Martin's place.