Episode 1

E1

The Old Gits go for a drive, DJ’s Smashie and Nicey discuss their love of Tuesdays, and the social worker visits the Slobs.

Episode 2

E2

The Aliens take English lessons, and end up at a dinner party, the Old Gits try their hand at mugging, and the Slobs do very little. As usual.

Episode 3

E3

The Rugby Players attend a dinner party, the Scousers go on Blind Date and we learn a bit of 1930’s science.

Episode 4

E4

Episode 5

E5

Tim-Nice-But-Dim gets mugged, the Old Gits sabotage one another, and one of the Scousers is getting married.

Episode 6

E6

Waynetta gives birth, Mr Cholmondly Warner presents advertisement breaks, and Smashie and Nicey get promoted.

Harry Enfield's Festive Television Programme

E7