Late for Breakfast
E1
Patrick presents a show about food after missing out on a hearty breakfast.
Bummer Jobs
E2
Patrick and SpongeBob experience the wonders of the workforce.
Pat-a-thon
E3
Patrick hosts a telethon to raise money for snails that can't dance.
Lost in Couch
E4
Patrick loses the remote in the cushions, so he journeys into the couch to track it down.
Stair Wars
E5
Patrick and GrandPat try to pass each other on the stairs, leading to a ludicrous conflict.
Enemies a la Mode
E6
Members of the Star family confront their absurd rivalries.
The Haunting of Star House
E7
Patrick hires cheap ghosts to haunt his house, but he ends up getting just what he paid for.
Squidina's Little Helper
E8
Squidina hires an assistant who's a little too good at his job.
I Smell a Pat
E9
The Patrick Star Show is interrupted by a most peculiar stench.
Terror at 20,000 Leagues
E10
The Patrick Show presents a Halloween TV special
Gas Station Vacation
E11
The Star Family heads to their favorite resort.
Bunny the Barbarian
E12
Bunny goes on a mid-day adventure to a forgotten age.
The Yard Sale
E13
GrandPat prevents his precious memories from being sold at a family yard sale.
Just in Time for Christmas
E14
Patrick travels through time to find last minute Christmas gifts for his family.
Who's a Big Boy?
E15
Patrick hits an unnatural growth spurt in his late adolescence.
Klopnodian Heritage Festival
E16
The Star Family learns the cultural traditions of the old country.
To Dad and Back
E17
Patrick ventures inside Cecil to learn how the body works.
Survivoring
E18
Cecil takes his kids camping, but Squidina wants the drama of reality TV.
X Marks the Pot
E19
A classic villain returns to his former lair, only to find the Star Family inhabiting it.
Patrick's Alley
E20
The Patrick Show rebrands for a younger audience.
Pearl Wants to Be a Star
E21
Pearl stars in a guest appearance on The Patrick Show.
Nitwit Neighborhood News
E22
Patrick and Squidina report the news around Bikini Bottom.
Mid-Season Finale
E23
The Patrick Show presents the epic conclusion to the first half of its first season.
Shrinking Stars
E24
The Star family finds themselves getting smaller and smaller.
Uncredible Journey
E25
Tinkle, Ouchie, and Pinkeye must venture back home together after being taken away by mistake.
Host-a-Palooza
E26
Patrick gets injured, so his family members take turns hosting the show.
Backpay Payback
E27
Granny Tentacles helps Squidward collect his paper delivery money from Cecil.
House Hunting
E28
The Star family house runs away from home.
Super Sitters
E29
Patrick and SpongeBob go back in time to watch Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy when they were new.
FitzPatrick
E30
Patrick's evil twin cousin shows up to ruin Patrick's reputation.
The Drooling Fool
E31
Patrick's uncontrollable drooling gets out of hand and mouth.
Patrick’s Got a Zoo Loose
E32
A shape-shifting alien runs loose in the Star home.
The Patterfly Effect
E33
Patrick messes with the space-time continuum.
A Space Affair to Remember
E34
While Cecil and Bunny celebrate their anniversary in outer space, Patrick and Squidina throw a house party.
Home ECCH!
E35
Squidina hosts a television show to pass a home economics class.
Fun & Done!
E36
Patrick and SpongeBob try to unlock a dull child's imagination.
The Lil' Patscals
E37
Patrick learns about GrandPat's childhood.
The Prehistoric Patrick Star Show
E38
In a pre-historic era, Cave Pat hosts a show with his family.
The Patrick Show Sells Out
E39
The Patrick Show! gets competing sponsors.
Neptune’s Ball
E40
The Star family visits King Neptune's palace.
Dad’s Stache Stash
E41
Cecil shows Patrick his mustache collection.
A Root Galoot
E42
The Star family brings a mandrake root into their home.
The Starry Awards
E43
Patrick hosts an award ceremony.
Blorpsgiving
E44
Captain Doug Quasar meets Pat-Tron's robot family.
Stuntin’
E45
Patrick gets a stunt double.
Olly Olly Organ Free
E46
In a notion of protest, Patrick's organs leave his body.
Which Witch is Which?
E47
Bunny's mother makes a visit from the old country.
Get Off My Lawnie
E48
Granny Tentacles gets her own spin-off show.
Bubble Bass Reviews
E49
Bubble Bass reviews and critiques The Patrick Show.
Patrick’s Prison Pals
E50
Bunny brings Patrick to prison for "Bring Your Kid to Work Day."