Explaining Dating to an Alien

E1

Meet Blorg, an alien from Kepler-452b! He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about DATING.

Explaining Sex to an Alien

E2

Meet Blorg, an alien from Kepler-452b! He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about SEX.

Explaining Alcohol to an Alien

E3

Meet Blorg, an alien from Kepler-452b! He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about ALCOHOL.

Explaining Fame to an Alien

E4

Meet Blorg, an alien from Kepler-452b! He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about FAME and CELEBRITIES.

Explaining Marriage to an Alien

E5

Meet Blorg, an alien from Kepler-452b! He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about MARRIAGE.

Explaining Smoking to an Alien

E6

Meet Blorg, an alien from Kepler-452b! He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about SMOKING.

Explaining Milk to an Alien

E7

Meet Blorg, an alien from Kepler-452b! He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about MILK.

Explaining Money to an Alien

E8

Meet Blorg, an alien from Kepler-452b! He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, In this Season One Finale, Blorg learns about MONEY.