The Chaperone
E1
Kramer supervises Jerry's date with a Miss America contestant; George gets the Yankees to wear cotton; Elaine tries to fill the shoes of a late book editor.
The Big Salad
E2
Kramer fears a golf dispute has pushed his opponent to murder; Jerry dates a woman whom Newman rejected.
The Pledge Drive
E3
Elaine mistakes a man for a woman on the phone; George gets baseball's Danny Tartabull to join Jerry at a fund-raiser.
The Chinese Woman
E4
Jerry makes a blind date; Kramer makes a change to increase his sperm count.
The Couch
E5
Freedom-of-choice issues disrupt Elaine's new relationship and Kramer's business; George watches a video instead of reading his book-club book.
The Gymnast
E6
His girl's mom sees George as a bum; Kramer encourages Jerry to make the most of dating a gymnast; 3-D art mesmerizes Mr. Pitt.
The Soup
E7
Jerry pays dearly for a "free" suit from a comic; Elaine has a beau who's no gentleman; George's way with words ends his relationship with a waitress.
The Mom & Pop Store
E8
George buys a car thinking it was owned by Jon Voight; Kramer tries to save a mom-and-pop store; Elaine gets her boss into the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
The Secretary
E9
Clothing problems are a hang-up; George hires a secretary.
The Race
E10
Jerry dates a woman whose boss has a grudge against him; Elaine dates a Communist whose ideology spreads to George and Kramer.
The Switch
E11
George suspects that his girlfriend is bulimic; Jerry dates a woman who has a friendlier roommate; Elaine loans out her boss's tennis racket.
The Label Maker
E12
George objects to his girlfriend's roommate; Super Bowl tickets make the rounds as plans change.
The Scofflaw
E13
George fails to keep a secret about a friend; Kramer fingers Newman as a scofflaw.
The Highlights of 100 (1)
E14
The first of a two-part collection of highlights from the first 100 shows includes the characters' ambitions and outside relationships; and George explaining the "show about nothing."
The Highlights of 100 (2)
E15
The conclusion of a two-part collection of highlights from the first 100 shows includes the characters' concern about their self-images. Also: the evolution of "the contest"; how "marine biologist" George saved a beached whale.
The Beard
E16
A toupee qualifies George to date Kramer's friend; Elaine tries to change a gay man; Jerry owns up to watching "Melrose Place."
The Kiss Hello
E17
A physical therapist bothers Jerry, angers George and attracts Kramer. Meanwhile, Kramer promotes friendliness within his building.
The Doorman
E18
Jerry runs afoul of a doorman; Kramer invents a bra for men. Elaine offends Mr. Pitt's neighbor.
The Jimmy
E19
A gym member teams with George in business and makes a date with Elaine to see Mel Torme; Jerry suspects his dentist of hanky-panky.
The Doodle
E20
Jerry's family lives it up at the Plaza for free, thanks to Elaine; the fumigation of Jerry's apartment disables Kramer's taste buds.
The Fusilli Jerry
E21
Jerry's mechanic "steals" his lovemaking technique; someone's license plates enhance Kramer's image; Mrs. Costanza gets an eye job.
The Diplomat's Club
E22
A booking agent is overly attentive to Jerry; Pitt puts Elaine in his will; Kramer starts gambling again.
The Face Painter
E23
Elaine's boyfriend is too zealous a hockey fan; George ventures saying "I love you"; Kramer has an altercation with a chimp.
The Understudy
E24
Jerry dates Bette Midler's understudy, who gets the call after George injures Bette; Elaine suspects she's being insulted in Korean.