Oh Captain! My Captain
E1
The chauvinistic chief must adjust to the fact that his new commanding officer is a Wave.
Shimokawa Ships Out
E2
An enlisted man thinks Sharkey is discriminating against him because he's Japenese.
The Dear John Letter
E3
Sharkey tries to help a recruit write a break up letter but is called away before finishing the task. Robinson sees the unfinished note and assumes that his buddy Sharkey is suffering heartbreak.
Goodbye Dolly
E4
The men try to hide an inflatable female doll in the barracks without Sharkey's knowledge.
Skolnick in Love
E5
The shy Skolnick begins a whirlwind romance with a cocktail waitress, raising questions from those around him.
Mignone's Mutiny
E6
When Sharkey learns one of his recruits is using a hair dryer he confiscates it. But he learns that the men are upset and want the hair dryer returned.
Kowalski, the Somnamulist
E7
Kowalski's sleepwalking leaves his facing a discharge, but Sharkey may be the one to blame.
Sunday in Tijuana
E8
A trip to the Tijuana bullfights sees the recruits being thrown in jail, as well as the officers coming to retrieve them.
Rodriguez and His Mamacita
E9
The recruits try to hide Rodriguez's girlfriend after she unexpectedly shows up amid a crackdown on hookers sneaking onto the base.
Sharkey Boogies on Down
E10
It's Sharkey's birthday and is disappointed that he only gets gag gifts. Sharkey is persuaded to head to the local disco to cheer up and finds himself popular on the dance floor.
Sharkey Finds Peace and Quiet
E11
After continual interruptions, Sharkey gets an apartment off base.
Sharkey the Marriage Counselor
E12
Recruit Plunkett has been in a foul mood after since his marriage ended and it's affecting morale. Sharkey decides the antidote is to arrange double dates for himself and Plunkett which leads to troubles.
Sharkey's Secret Life
E13
Misunderstandings leave the men thinking Sharkey is gay.
The Pizza Party
E14
Sharkey seems to relish denying the men a celebration after the completion of boot camp. But when the food and other party favors arrive Sharkey is forced to reluctantly reconsider.
A Wino is Loose
E15
When a homeless drunk enters the barracks and makes himself at home, Sharkey is livid. And nothing that the men do dislodges the man from his comfy quarters.