Hordes of a Different Colour

E1

Ted decrees that the family is going to spend the evening together - however, his plans change when Barney pays an unexpected call.

Double Disillusion

E2

Ted becomes concerned about Gary's preoccupation with his girlfriends, so Gary brings home an older woman from university with the intention of shocking his father.

The Hand That Cradles The Rock

E3

Ted comes home in the middle of the day and finds Dot absent. She has taken a job in a supermarket, and Ted is not impressed when he has to fetch his own breakfast on Saturday morning.

Sunday Roast

E4

When Ted doesn't get his Sunday roast due to Dot's job commitments, he plans a devious strategy to make her give up work.

Trust Gary

E5

Gary wants to spend a cosy evening at home with his girlfriend. His problem is how to get Ted and Dot out of the house.

The Hydrochondriac

E6

When Ted runs a slight temperature, he is convinced that he is dying. Gary resorts to some shock tactics to snap Ted out of it.

Unholy Mess

E7

Ted is impressed with Gary's latest girlfriend - until he finds out that she is an Italian Catholic and her father barracks for Essendon.

Everything's Relative

E8

A visit from Dot's brother Mark throws the Cook household into turmoil. Ted dislikes Mark, and Dot resorts to a devious strategy to change Ted’s attitude.