Pilot

E1

Mary and Joseph struggle with telling Jesus who his real father is. Meanwhile, Jesus is confused by the mysterious creatures he keeps creating.

Touch My Couscous

E2

After being fired from his step-father's store, Jesus takes a job at Pontius Pilate's restaurant. Pilate wants Jesus to feed thousands through a miracle Jesus performs with couscous.

Satan's Cleavage

E3

Joseph has a dream that an angel tells him it's okay to reach outside of his marriage. When the angel incarnates as a beautiful seductress, it causes multiple problems for Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

Deadbeat God

E4

Joseph tires of paying the way for his step-son and asks Pontius Pilate to help him sue for child support. But as the trial approaches, strange things keep happening to Joseph.