The Room Above the Indian Grocery

E1

Where are My Socks and Other Mysteries of Love

E2

If You Can't Win, Shoot for a Tie

E3

Do Someone a Favor and It Becomes Your Job

E4

Never Play Leapfrog with a Unicorn

E5

Never Try to Teach a Pig to Sing

E6

Two Wrongs are Only the Beginning

E7

Never Wear Earmuffs in a Bed of Rattlesnakes

E8

Where's There's a Will, There's a Won't

E9

When You're Over the Hill, You Pick Up Speed

E10

Experience is Something You Don't Get Until Just After You Need It

E11

Doing It the Hard Way is Always Easier

E12

If Anything Can Go Wrong, It Will

E13