The First Episode, Slut Mobile

E1

Host Tom Green buys condoms with ease, brings loose women home to meet the folks and visits with a cow.

Phil's Balls

E2

Tom challenges MTV's moral standards executive, invades an art gallery and tries to revive some sick pets.

Mustard Inspector

E3

Tom sees co-host Glenn Humplik's skin, examines the contents of a briefcase and goes on a date.

Sickly Man Magazine

E4

Tom tries to break a world record, becomes a magazine "coverboy," and solicits some tips from an actor.

Last Will and Testament, Tom Wopat

E5

Guest Tom Wopat; mall security; Tom interrupts a soccer game; dead pigeon.

Spring Break Special

E6

On the MTV cruise to Cancun.

Glenn and Phil via Satellite

E7

Tom falls in love; interview with a stinky microphone; grocery shopping with a cow; Glenn via satellite.

Glenn's Red Carpet Treatment

E8

Glenn gets the red-carpet treatment; Tom makes an adult movie; Tom gets drunk; Glenn via satellite.

Parent Statues

E9

Tom's parents threaten to sue after he gives them two statues; Tom swims in porridge; guest Janeane Garofalo.

Swimming Across Lake Washington

E10