Open for Business
E1
Doraleous cuts short his first meeting to ask the Lady of the Lake for the Zephyr Blade.
The War Room
E2
Mirdon's efforts to resurrect a cat disrupt the meeting.
The Troll Bridge
E3
A troll will allow D&A to pass only if they can guess his name.
The Wetalds
E4
D&A agree to a battle of champions.
Worst vs Worst
E5
A battle of unchampions.
Mightopolis
E6
The royal guards will not allow D&A to see the king.
The Dungeon
E7
D&A singing in the Mightopolis dungeon. Do you see a bitch? The universe says no.
Unexpected Gift
E8
D&A find a wooden horse outside Doraleous Castle. Doraleous rescues a boy wizard and argues with Sir Walken about sword hygiene.
Party Canceled
E9
D&A argue about moving the wooden horse and talk with the boy wizard.
Secret of the Zephyr Blade
E10
Doraleous asks the Lady of the Lake for the real Zephyr blade. Neebs, Mirdon and Drak argue about what to do with the horse.
Digger Town
E11
En route to the Meh Kingdom, Mirdon buys a new crystal for his staff.
Hero Punctuation
E12
The Kingdom of Meh is unimpressed with Doraleous' efforts to help them. This might be a good thing.
The Pyramites
E13
Doraleous goes to the aid of the very friendly and helpful Pyramites.
Dongo Tavern
E14
D&A chat to girls and the proprietor of Dongo Tavern.
Girl in Mightopolis
E15
Neebs signs Doraleous up as a gladiator. Drak and Mirdon speak with a fortune teller.
Gladiator
E16
Doraleous helps Leslie battle a graboonie.
Arzon Prison
E17
Sir Walken tells D&A about the prisoner of Arzon.
No Horse for Walken
E18
An old man is hunting a terrible beast.
Goodbye Drak
E19
D&A bid farewell to one of their own. Neebs hires a replacement.
The Cayous Ramparts
E20
Doraleous tries to negotiate a peace, but seriously who leaves a baby in da woods!?
Old World Gate
E21
In the aftermath of an attack from the Old World, Doraleous meets old friends and Mirdon speaks to the dead.
Brothers of the Old World
E22
D&A investigate the Brothers of the Old World.
Battle in Dongo
E23
D&A fight the Brothers of the Old World.
The Theatre
E24
A performance of A Good Knight's Quest, by Billiam Wiggledart.
Drak is Back
E25
D&A must defend their comrade against a monster hunter.
Geigh Kingdom
E26
A messenger turtle from the Queer village summons D&A to the Geigh Kingdom.
Neebs vs Titanus
E27
Titanus returns from the dead for revenge on Neebs. Broof and Walken mock a strange wizard with puns.
vs Giopes
E28
D&A rescue the surviving Queers from a Giopi army, with the aid of a gigantic beast.
Last Straw
E29
Doraleous fires Neebs and hires a replacement.
Battle of Hyleria
E30
D&A fight the wooden army alongside Testiclees.
Self Struggle
E31
Testiclees asks the Lady of the Lake for the Zephyr Blade.
Wizard Duel
E32
Mirdon fights a wizardly duel with an old colleague.
Giope Invasion
E33
D&A aid the Geigh Kingdom against the Giopes.
Black Cloaks
E34
Drak, Mirdon and Thesaurus confront the Black Cloaks. Doraleous and Broof visit Broof's grandmother.
Anphrony
E35
Someone is killing Broof's comrades, the Legapur Nine.
Fortune Teller
E36
The fortune teller has disturbing news for Doraleous. Neebs becomes a broom salesman.
Doraleous Returns
E37
D&A rescue one of the Legapur Nine, while Neebs meets a captured king.
Meowdusa
E38
D&A fight an endearing monster.
The Missing King
E39
King Neebs.
Damsel on a Budget
E40
When Olga has a problem, D&A agree to help her out on the cheap cheap.
Immortal Prisoner
E41
Doraleous and Olga share a high five; Walken investigates Arzon prison.
Hanging Galliver
E42
Galliver is about to be unjustly hung... not if D&A can help it.
The Immagitchu
E43
Doraleous finds that he has been kidnapped, and is about to have to cross the forest containing the dreaded Immagitchu.
Titanus' Revenge
E44
Neebs fights Titanus; The Lady of the Lake gives Doraleous the Zephyr Blade.
Walking Dead
E45
A horrifying disease has a disgusting cure.
Doraleous Hunters
E46
Calas hires a hunter to capture D&A.
Wetald's Speech
E47
D&A once again find themselves in the Wetald village on the brink of war, confronted with ... Leslie.
Duke of Welfare
E48
D&A ambushed by the Duke of Welfare, Neebs gets kidnaped by the Brotherhood of the Old World.
Tranny Hole
E49
The final epic battle between the Brotherhood of the Old World and D&A.
The Wonder Bridge
E50
An assault on Doraleous Castle is distracted by other objectives.