If Healthcare Was Honest
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What if hospitals and health insurance companies like UnitedHealth Group, Anthem, Aetna, Cigna, Humana, and others were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are? Roger Horton investigates.
If Comic Book Movies Were Honest
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What if Marvel and DC and everybody else were honest about how they make their dumb comic book movies? Roger Horton investigates.
If Podcasts Were Honest
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What if podcasters were honest about the content they were making?
If Cruises Were Honest
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What if cruises were honest about your floating vacation?
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If Bars Were Honest
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What if were your neighborhood bar was honest?
If Dispensaries Were Honest
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What if were your neighborhood dispensary was honest?
If Movie Theatres Were Honest
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What if were your local movie theatre was honest?
If Perfume Commercials Were Honest (Perfume Ad Parody)
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What if fragrance ads were honest?
If Casinos Were Honest
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What if casinos commercials were honest? Well, here at Horton’s Palace, we are.
If Landlords Were Honest
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Roger is your landlord now, and he's getting real honest about things.
If Divorce Lawyers Were Honest (Divorce Lawyer Commercial Parody)
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If Live Streamers Were Honest (Twitch Stream Parody)
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Live Streamers Rise up! What's up Rogheads, the stream's about to start.
If Plastic Surgeons Were Honest
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How do you know if you can trust your plastic surgeon? At Dr. Roger's Dysmorphia Exacerbation Clinic, We've been Making The World Hotter Since 2012
If Vitamin Shops Were Honest
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Will Vitamin Shops Really get you swole? Your Swole At Horton's Holistic Vita-World
If Bachelor Parties Were Honest
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It's Bachelor Party Season! Horton's Concerningly Horny Stag Party Planning has you covered for all your bachelor and bachelorette party needs.
If The Cemetery Industry Was Honest
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The Cemetery Industry Makes Dying Even Spookier than it already is. So THIS is what happens to your body after you die
If Nonprofits Were Honest
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What if nonprofits were honest about what they're up to?
If Skincare Was Honest
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Skincare, It's all about making money by destroying society's already low self-esteem.
If Organic Food Was Honest
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If organic food farms were honest, here's what they'd tell you about "eating clean"
If Frats and Sororities Were Honest (College Greek Life Parody)
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College is going to be one of the biggest investments of your life, so why not spend a little extra buying a bunch of friends by joining a frat or sorority?
If Job Searching Were Honest (LinkedIn, ZipRecruiter, Indeed Parody)
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What if the job market was honest about the job search process?
If Rideshare Apps Were Honest (Uber, Lyft Parody)
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If Rideshare Apps Were Honest, here's what they'd say.
If Amazon Were Honest (Amazon Parody)
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If Online Shopping Were Honest, here's what they'd say.
If Government Tourism Ads Were Honest (Local Tourism Board Parody)
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If Local Tourism Ads were honest, here's what they'd say.
Leonardo DaVinci Had No Idea How Men's Junk Worked
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As it turns out, Leonardo DaVinci didn't know anything about men's anatomy, despite depicting it in art like, a lot.
If Electric Cars Were Honest (Tesla EV Parody)
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If electric car commercials were honest, here's how they'd sound.
If Holiday Movies Were Honest
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What if Hollywood were honest about how they make their dumb holiday Rom-com movies? Roger Horton investigates.
The 12 Days Of Rogemas | Happy Holidays from Honest Ads
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Happy Holidays from Honest Ads!
If Thirst Tweets Were Honest (Twitter, Buzzfeed)
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Honest Ads is on hiatus, but please enjoy this bonus content of Roger Reading some extremely honest thirst tweets about him.
If 2023 Were Honest
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Happy New Year from Roger and the Cracked team! See you in 2024.