E1
Shake pretends to fall down a well, where he meets the legendary New Jersey monster known as Dirtfoot.
E2
Shake sells himself out to Boost Mobile, and now is forced to endlessly plug the service.
E3
Master Shake reviews deleted scenes from the upcoming Aqua Teen movie.
E4
Part 2 of the deleted scenes from the Aqua Teen movie, hosted by Master Shake.
E5
Carl suffers the consequences for ordering fast food at Wong Burger. Apparently, the owner Mr. Wong has a diabolical plan.
E6
Frylock creates a genetically mutated dog for Meatwad named Handbanana, who soon begins to periodically rape Carl.
E7
Andrew W.K. guest stars in this very special episode about tragedy, courage and ultimately, redemption.
E8
Shake purchases an environmentally unfriendly grill.
E9
Clips from older shows are used. The Aqua Teens talk a lot about their past experiences. Carl goes crazy after finding out that Tara the porn star is visiting the Aqua Teens. He then runs into the grim reaper who poses as a gutter salesman.
E10
The Mooninites get Shake and Meatwad high by burning tires. Frylock doesn't fall for this trick and later the Mooninites finally explain to him why they have been pulling all of these pranks.
E11
Carl receives a visit from his favorite football star.
E12
Frylock investigates the mysterious alien antenna built atop Carl's house. What part does professional voice artist George Lowe play in the puzzle?
E13
Shake takes on the greatest role of his life: that of a father.
E14
Two floating brains (calling themselves Carl) hire Meatwad to advertise their dilapidated car wash. He is unable to attract customers, so with Shake's help, they get Carl to take his car in. The brains wreck his car, gas him, and remove his brain.