One On the Town
E1
(Episode one of SCTV Network 90 after the move to NBC. All episodes for Seasons 4 and 5 were 90 minutes with commercials. ) Guy Caballero welcomes you to SCTV's new programming season on NBC.
Polynesiantown
E2
Johnny LaRue plays a restaurant owner in his latest movie.
Southside Fracas
E3
Guy Caballero hires illegal immigrant Pirini Scleroso; the Fracases argue about their daughter's wedding.
Repeats
E4
A selection of sketches from the previous seasons.
Lunchtime Street Beef
E5
Johnny LaRue is desperate for work after the failure of "Polynesiantown."
Moral Majority
E6
Guy tries to appease a major advertiser.
Pledge Week
E7
SCTV holds a pledge drive.
Bouncin' Back To You with The Tubes
E8
Lola Heatherton is despondent after her live special is canceled.
The Great White North
E9
Bob and Doug McKenzie invite fellow hoser Ian Thomas onto their show.
CCCP 1
E10
SCTV's regular programming is interrupted by a Soviet satellite.
I'm Taking My Own Head, Screwing It On Right, and No Guy's Gonna Tell Me It Ain't
E11
Libby Wolfson prepares for her new play.
Zontar
E12
The SCTV cast and crew falls victim to alien mind control.
Walter Cronkite's Brain
E13
David Brinkley's look at the human brain includes Walter Cronkite's childhood on Krypton.
Doorway To Hell
E14
Guy runs out of ideas and takes suggestions from the crew.
The Godfather
E15
A war erupts between the Five Networks when "Don Caballero" refuses to back a pay TV channel.
SCTV Staff Christmas Party
E16
Johnny is forced to tape "Street Beef" outside on Christmas Eve.
Teacher's Pet
E17
Ricardo Montalban is featured in a "To Sir, With Love" parody.
Midnight Video Special
E18
Gerry Todd hosts a concert special consisting entirely of videos.
The Great White North Palace
E19
Everyone is jealous of the attention Guy is paying to Bob and Doug--including giving them their own special.
Pre-Teen World Telethon
E20
The kids of Pre-Teen World hold a telethon after their funding is cut.
The People's Global Golden Choice Awards
E21
When SCTV wins a suspicious number of awards, Bob Hope notifies the FBI.
3D Stake From The Heart
E22
Count Floyd takes us behind the scenes of the latest Coppola and Dr. Tongue production.
Pet Peeves / The Happy Wanderers
E23
Hollywood stars reveal what bugs them; Stan and Yosh Schmenge welcome back a former Happy Wanderer.
Chariots Of Eggs
E24
Hall and Oates star in Bobby Bittman's latest film.
Battle Of The PBS Stars
E25
Carl Sagan's team takes on William F. Buckley's.
Rome, Italian Style
E26
On the SCTV Foreign Film Festival, Angelo loses control of his fantasies.
The Days Of The Week / Street Beef
E27
Everything comes to a head at Clay and Sue Ellen's wedding; Johnny meets a valuable ally at the bar.