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E1

Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

E2

When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.

Mmm, Fish. Yum.

E3

Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

E4

Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.

For the Sake of the Child

E5

Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.

Give Me Your Thumb

E6

Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.

Untainted by Filth

E7

Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

E8

While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

E9

While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

E10

Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.

Warning, It's Dirty

E11

Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

E12

Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.

Yay, No Polyps!

E13

Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.

Crude and Uncalled For (1)

E14

Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)

E15

Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.

Tinkle Like a Princess

E16

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.

I Found Your Moustache

E17

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

E18

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

E19

Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.

I Called Him Magoo

E20

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"

Gumby with a Pokey

E21

Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

This Is Not Gonna End Well

E22

Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.