Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
E1
When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
E2
Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
E3
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
E4
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
E5
Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
E6
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
E7
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
Springtime on a Stick
E8
Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.
A Good Time in Central Africa
E9
When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
E10
When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.
Dead from the Waist Down
E11
Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
E12
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
E13
Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
Lookin' for Japanese Subs
E14
Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
E15
While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.
That Darn Priest
E16
Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.