Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

E1

Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

People Who Love Peepholes

E2

Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

Big Girls Don't Throw Food

E3

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

Nine Magic Fingers

E4

Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

E5

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

The Squat and the Hover

E6

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

E7

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

Thank You for the Intercourse

E8

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

Frodo's Headshots

E9

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

E10

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

What a Lovely Landing Strip

E11

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

E12

Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

E13

Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

A Possum on Chemo

E14

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

E15

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

E16

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

Not in My Mouth!

E17

Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

The War Against Gingivitis

E18

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

Palmdale, Ech

E19

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

Grandma's Pie

E20

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

E21

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

Why We Gave Up Women

E22

Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

The Straw in My Donut Hole

E23

Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

E24

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.