Hey Diddle Diddle (Pilot)

E1

The staff of Maplin's Holiday Camp assembles for the new season to find a university professor as entertainments manager.

Desire in the Mickey Mouse Grotto

E2

Jeffrey is implicated when Ted is spotted entering a chalet with a girl camper.

The Beauty Queen Affair

E3

Jeffrey is called on to judge the Holiday Princess Competition. Meanwhile, Ted teaches Spike how to make the most of the campers' generosity.

The Partridge Season

E4

Mr. Partridge's drinking is getting worse, and Jeffrey's untimely decision to give him a pay rise doesn't help matters.

The Day of Reckoning

E5

Fred's past comes back to haunt him, causing the staff - Peggy and Spike in particular - several difficulties.

Charity Begins at Home

E6

Joe Maplin ordains that each Thursday should be Sunshine Smile Day, encouraging Ted to indulge in a money-making scheme.

No Dogs Allowed

E7

Jeffrey's marital problems start to interfere with his work, and scandalous rumours are soon circulating around the camp.