Inherit the Wind

E1

Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.

The Little Sister

E2

Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.

Guilt by Disassociation

E3

Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.

Somebody Stole My Gal

E4

Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.

House of Grown-Ups

E5

After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship

Five of a Kind

E6

A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.

BOO!

E7

The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.

Sweet Dreams

E8

Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.

We Gather Together

E9

On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.

Brain-Dead Poets Society

E10

Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.

Lobocop

E11

When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.

No Talking

E12

Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.

Chicken Hearts

E13

Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.

One for the Road

E14

When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.

An Officer and a Gentleman

E15

When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.

Born to Be Wild

E16

Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.

Hair

E17

Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.

I'm Hungry

E18

Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.

All of Me

E19

Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.

To Tell the Truth

E20

Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.

Fender Bender

E21

Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.

April Fool's Day

E22

On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.

Fathers and Daughters

E23

In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.

Happy Birthday

E24

Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.