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From the opening crawl until our first glimpse of sand. Join us for the first installment of our The Force Awakens diagnosis. We won't lie about your chances: the situation is looking a little grim.
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We don't think it's any secret that The Force Awakens is not a very good Star Wars. To long-time fans of the franchise, it comes across as superficial. Insubstantial. We'll look at several instances of broken lore, in the context of the Expanded Universe.
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It's been 10 years since The Force Awakens. Since the beginning of the Dark Times. We haven't even thought about the movie since Part 2 of the series, over- SEVEN?! months ago. Now, let's crack open The Force Awakens latrine once more. It's time to deal with the widest guy to have ever stolen Revan's laundry.