The Rose

E1

Diana enlists Cooper for moral support when the teacher she politely rebuffs makes the same romantic overtures to her best friend.

Cooper's Arrangement

E2

Diana brings a lonely Cooper some cookies to boost his morale, but finds a different kind of cookie in his doorway.

Take This Job and Shove It

E3

With each convinced the other's job is easier, Diana and Cooper agree to switch duties for a week.

Praise the Lord, and Pasta Ammunition

E4

A student-council representative takes advantage of a cafeteria-workers strike after Cooper refuses to meet with him.

Rex, the Wonder Husband

E5

Once a charming con man, Diana's ex-husband proves he's changed his shady ways.

Teacher's Pet

E6

Michael finds himself attracted to a new student, but Diana learns that she's not in school for academics.

Take the Money and Run

E7

Diana is left holding the ticket when a teacher has a fatal heart attack upon learning he's won $150,000 in the state lottery.

Otherwise Engaged

E8

Shari starts sporting a big diamond ring following Cooper's refusal to buy her a simple bracelet.

Beetlemania

E9

To protest the cancellation of their class, auto-shop students assemble Cooper's car in the teachers' lounge.

Leather and Lace

E10

A whirlwind romance blows into a storm when Diana learns the truth about her new beau's occupation.

It's My Party, and I'll Cry If I Want To

E11

Diana's party to announce a surprise award to the faculty results in more surprises than she planned.

Dead Mice Don't Wear Plaid

E12

Michael thinks he's made a major scientific discovery after Sam exchanges a live rat for the laboratory rat that died while in Diana's care.

Loss of Innocence

E13

Acute paranoia replaces Sam's usual vivaciousness after she's mugged while working late at school.

Episode 14

E14