September of '53

E1

Potter, Klinger and Father Mulcahy find that adjusting to civilian life isn't easy. Potter, not wanting to mark time in retirement, applies for a job at a VA hospital. Klinger spends time in jail before being offered a job by Potter. Father Mulcahy despairs over his hearing loss suffered in the M*A*S*H finale.

Together Again

E2

After ear surgery, Father Mulcahy goes on R-and-R at General Pershing, where Klinger is battling Alma to find a room for a female patient.

Klinger vs. Klinger

E3

Soon-Lee wants to bring her family to America; a semiconscious patient is brought in without proper papers.

Snap, Crackle, Plop

E4

Klinger has a day to prepare for a civil-service exam.

Staph Inspection

E5

A flasher and a staph carrier are on the loose just two days before and inspection by VA top brass.

Night Shift

E6

Myraid crises call Potter, Klinger, and Mulcahy to night duty at the hospital.

Shall We Dance

E7

In a campaign against depravity, Alma bans From Here to Eternity and objects to a dance for the patients.

Little Broadcast of '53

E8

Klinger plays disc jockey on the PA system; a new nurse is being hazed; and Father Mulcahy has to contend with one patient who won't talk and another who won't stop.

Sunday, Cruddy Sunday

E9

Visitors' day attracts a group that includes a car-selling faith healer, a man dying too be admitted as a patient and an acrophobe whose brother is on the third floor.

Thanksgiving of '53

E10

The Potters plan their first family Thanksgiving in a dozen years -- but the guest list keeps on growing.

Fallout

E11

Potter and Pfeiffer are thinking of leaving, but the discovery that a patient's leukemia may be linked to A-Bomb tests gives them both pause.

Bladder Day Saints

E12

Pfeiffer gets the needle from an obnoxious paitent with a face that Pfeiffer says ""only a proctologist could love"".

All About Christmas Eve

E13

Santa sprinkles surprises among his gifts to the staff and patients at the hospital.

Chief of Staff

E14

Potter seems to be having more than his usual load of problems at the hospital.

C.Y.A.

E15

Mulcahy gets entangled in red tape trying to get the VA to pay for his ear operation. A woman claims the hospital lost her son.

Yours Truly, Max Klinger

E16

Klinger cites examples of how ""things are always jumping"" in a letter to Radar.

It Had To Be You

E17

About to be married, Radar turns up at the Potters', panicky and determined to call the whole thing off.

Odds and Ends

E18

Klinger gambles to provide for his unborn child. Scannell goes under the knife to remove migrating shrapnel.

Another Saturday Night

E19

With Mildred out, Potter plans a quiet dinner, but the evening is interrupted by a stream of friends.

Fever Pitch

E20

Boyer is steamed because he can't get a cooling blanket for a feverish patient.

By The Book

E21

Klinger and Bob Scannell prospect for uranium; Potter searches for an antibiotic that hasn't been approved by the VA.

Up and Down Payments

E22

When Klinger goes house hunting, he winds up getting trapped by an agent.