The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo

E1

In this episode, which satirizes "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo", everyone at Childrens Hospital gets amnesia. After that, it looks as though the only way to get rid of the amnesia is to give the amnesia... amnesia. I'm forgetful about what happens after that.

Staff Dance

E2

Madonna visits the hospital, stunning Owen.

Chief's Origin

E3

Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.

Free Day

E4

The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.

Behind the Scenes

E5

The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.

The Return of the Young Billionaire

E6

Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.

British Hospital

E7

A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".

Ladies Night

E8

Single mothers receive discounts.

A Kid Walks in to a Hospital

E9

Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.

A Year In the Life

E10

The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.

Attention Staff

E11

Sal Viscuso is hunted and Owen is haunted.

Childrens Lawspital

E12

Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen.

Wisedocs

E13

The Mafia run wild in the hospital.

Eulogy

E14

The death of a cast member is examined.