Episode 1

E1

Alf's joy at Rita's pending divorce is short lived when he learns she is to live with the new doctor.

Episode 2

E2

The arrival of Alf's AIDS leaflets spurs him and Arthur into action to aid Mary Whitehouse.

Episode 3

E3

When Alf is given a cordless telephone it turns out to be more of a hindrance than a help.

Episode 4

E4

Gwenneth and Min come to visit Alf. They decide to hold a seance to talk to long departed friends.

Episode 5

E5

Alf has a fight at a tea dance and meets up again with his adversary outside his house.

Episode 6

E6

Alf complains to the DHSS that he should have been paid more winter's heating allowance. He has a loud, revealing dream in front of his friends.