Losing Streakers

E1

A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.

Pussy Magnet

E2

To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.

Taco Tuesday

E3

After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!

Ocho Muerte

E4

Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."

First Day of Cool

E5

Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.

The Red Devil

E6

Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."

Freshman 15

E7

Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Ballad of Lord Tourettes

E8

A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.

The Fart Knight Rises

E9

Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!

Robot Frog

E10

Blue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning.