In Meatro

E1

One billion gods working inside three trillion universes couldn’t possibly create a reality this stupid.

WUWPs

E2

The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.

Klansgender Rights

E3

Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.

Groaning Amore

E4

When little ol’ love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.

Oralboros

E5

For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.

Slaughter Me to Heaven

E6

The only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up behind pearly gates.

Congroined Hearts

E7

While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.

The Comening

E8

The Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening, etc.