A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?
E1
When Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, Peggy switches seats with Al and her seat is chosen for a $10,000 free throw contest.
Hood 'n the Boyz
E2
Al helps his childhood girlfriend deal with a young tough guy and his gang.
Proud to Be Your Bud?
E3
The family thinks Bud is insane when they overhear him talking to himself in his room.
Luck of the Bundys
E4
When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed.
Banking on Marcy
E5
Marcy tries to imagine being in the bedroom to improve her ability to speak in front of large audiences, but her fantasies tend to go a little too wild.
No Chicken, No Check
E6
Kelly and Bud buy a car to share, but sharing a car leads to fighting, and the Bundy children has to double date.
Take My Wife, Please
E7
While Bud, Kelly and Peggy spend the night impersonating the Village People at the D'Arcy's Halloween party, the Grim Reaper visits Al.
Scared Single
E8
Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.
NO MA'AM
E9
Women take over the nudie bar and the bowling alley, so Al starts an organization called ""NO MA'AM.""
Dances with Weezy
E10
Peggy and Marcy make Al and Jefferson abandon their plans of going to a new sports bar to instead go see The Jeffersons live.
Change for a Buck
E11
Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound.
A Little off the Top
E12
Al ends up being circumcised after the surgeons misread the doctor's instructions.
The Worst Noel
E13
Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing.
Sofa So Good
E14
While Al and Peggy are away at a family reunion, Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's couch. Bud and Kelly have to find a new couch similar to the one they had.
Honey, I Blew Up Myself
E15
Al is annoyed when the mall hangs a billboard sized picture of Peggy next to the shoe store.
How Green was My Apple
E16
A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.
Valentine's Day Massacre
E17
Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.
Get Outta Dodge
E18
Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo.
Field of Screams
E19
Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests. Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck, which has unwanted effects.
The D'Arcy Files
E20
Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy.
Nooner or Nothing
E21
Peggy must convince Al to come home for a “nooner” in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets.
Ride Scare
E22
Al's carpool, consisting of him and three models, is chosen to promote a campaign to clean up Chicago.
The Legend of Ironhead Haynes
E23
Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to ""No Ma'am"" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice.
Assault and Batteries
E24
When Al tries to change some batteries, the computer locks him inside a store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud celebrate Buck's birthday.
Al Goes Deep
E25
Al convinces Jefferson to bet on a football game, but the star of the football team starts dating Kelly, and it interrupts his training.
Kelly Knows Something
E26
Al teaches Kelly about sports, so she can be on a sports trivia game show.