Enter the Finger
E1
Barry is tired of being outperformed in fitness by his physically fit neighbour, so his friends decide to help him out.
Will the Genuine Racer Please Stand Up?
E2
Howard disguises himself like a racer to escape Pearl's watchful eye but discovers disguises have effects he didn't bargain for when Aunty Wainwright mistakes him for Tom.
A Short Introduction to Cooper's Rules
E3
Policemen Cooper and Walsh are looking to have a quiet day out, but while trying to avoid everyones problems they end up kidnapping a vicar, believing its the best think for him.
Is Jeremy Quite Safe?
E4
Howard becomes jealous when Marina and Miss Davenport become enamored with Jeremy, a man who claims to be an international jewel thief. When Tom discovers a safe in Aunty Wainwright's store which she can't remember the combination to, Howard puts Jeremy to the test by enlisting him to crack the safe.
All That Glitters is Not Elvis
E5
After witnessing Lance trying to convince his wife that Elvis does truly indeed still live, Alvin and Entwistle conceive a plan to make The King appear.
Eva's Back in Town
E6
Eva, who happens to be a woman from Alvin's past, finds a way to make Howard's life even more complicated.
In Which Romance Isn't Dead - Just Incompetent
E7
Barry decides to help his lonely neighbour find a girlfriend.
The Mischievous Tinkle in Howard's Eyes
E8
Howard attempts to contact other nature lovers but finds out there are better ways than the mobile phone to do so.
Of Passion and Pizza
E9
Mervyn is deeply in love with 'Her' at the pizza take-away, but lacking the courage to tell her himself, he unfortunately makes the terrible mistake of letting Entwistle and Alvin try to bring them together.
It's Never Ten Years
E10
Clegg and Truly reminisce fondly about their old friend Compo, who suffered at the hands of Nora Batty - and them.
Get Out Of That Then
E11
Lenny, heavily-chained, is determined that he has a showbusiness future as an escapologist. Sidekick Cliff is not as enthusiastic.