Freaks & Greeks

E1

Captain Hero attempts to pledge a new neighborhood Greek family, and Ling Ling's dad moves in.

Wooldoor Sockbat's Giggle-Wiggle Funny Tickle Non-Traditional Progressive Multicultural Roundtable!

E2

Wooldoor gets his own progressive children's TV show, and Toot chases dreams of a hot dog truck.

Spelling Applebee's

E3

A spelling bee forces Foxxy to confront her champion past. Clara becomes addicted to car crashes.

Unrestrainable Trainable

E4

Captain Hero commits to a special needs giant, and Clara goes Munchausen-by-proxy with Wooldoor.

N.R.A.y RAY

E5

Captain Hero stocks up on weapons after a burglary. Toot lives her food dreams.

Mexican't Buy Me Love

E6

Captain Hero is desperate to hang out with the cool kids like Spanky, Clara and Foxxy, while Foxxy is desperate to save the world from a meteor. In the meantime, Ling-Ling takes up cockfighting in order to bribe the Mexican police.

Lost in Parking Space, Part One

E7

When the roommates depart for a trip to the mall, Clara assumes they've been Raptured.

Lost in Parking Space, Part Two

E8

The situation grows increasingly dire for everyone trapped in the van, and Foxxy is taken captive.

Charlotte's Web of Lies

E9

Captain Hero confronts a big fear after a drunk driving accident, and Ling Ling locates his inner monster.

Breakfast Food Killer

E10

Becoming a breakfast cereal mascot leads Wooldoor to fame and Crunch Berries addiction.

Drawn Together Babies

E11

The housemates take a trip back in time as tots with a taste for murder.

Nipple Ring-Ring Goes to Foster Care

E12

Ling-Ling enters foster care, and Captain Hero time travels in order to play a prank on his past self.

Toot Goes Bollywood

E13

Therapy unearths a repressed memory from Foxxy's past. Xandir gives Toot a makeover.

American Idol Parody Clip Show

E14

The housemates compete in musical performance in order to stay in the Drawn Together house.