Hate Crime Legislation is for Pussies

E1

Jimmy and Cheech take Petey to a boxing gym to "learn a few moves". After Petey enters a real fight, McCool warns Jimmy the publicity could put their witness protection in jeopardy.

The Full Mountie

E2

McCool takes on extra jobs to pay back a gambling debt to Jimmy.

Screw You, Mr. Wonderful

E3

Jimmy becomes jealous when Petey befriends a wealthy businessman. Gina convinces Theresa to pose as her mother to collect a baby bonus check.

The Man With No Ass

E4

Jimmy and McCool compete to prove who is the better man. Petey seeks Theresa's advice to get girls.

Cousin Sammy Dies in the End

E5

When the mob orders a hit on Jimmy's cousin, he arranges for him to join him in witness protection in Saskatchewan.

Rainbows and Painted Hos

E6

Cookie throws Jimmy out after his insensitivity crosses a line. Gina reacts with anger when her siblings won't play with her.

Chokin' and Tokin' in the Queen City

E7

After a near-death experience, Jimmy becomes a vigilante to make up for his past bad deeds.

Al Capone Wears Ladies Underwear

E8

Jimmy and Cheech take Gina to nearby Moose Jaw to search for Al Capone's hidden vault. Theresa is rejected by a blind classmate who can't see how hot she is.

Petey Gets God'd

E9

Petey discovers God when Jimmy sets him up with a hooker.

The Oracle of Vagina

E10

Jimmy helps Cookie open a fortune-telling business, then has to make all her "predictions" come true.

The Horny Bastard

E11

Jimmy opens Regina's first strip joint, but is shocked when his daughter starts working there as a stripper.

Sex on Ice

E12

Cookie starts to think Jimmy is cheating on her when he's actually pursuing a career as a masked ice-sculptor called "Jinksy".

Hunts With Handgun

E13

After Cheech insults a Native American, Jimmy and Cheech go to a cultural sensitivity seminar. Cookie forces Gina to join Field Girls to show up a snobby neighbor.