E1
The rest is history.
E2
Who truly understands the difference between a joke, a prank, and a lie?
E3
Why finish the story you started when you could do literally anything else?
E4
Great enough to satisfy even the biggest fans.
E5
Everything I’ve ever read about average penis size leads me to believe some of you may be lying.
E6
Tax season is upon us, and it’s time to reconsider your politics… unless you don’t make six figures.
E7
On this blessed 4/20, all the good little stoners wake up to dank gifts & ganja from the Weed Man.
E8
As a woman of color, it’s your job to talk only about that & nothing else you’ve ever accomplished.
E9
Try Realistic Dream Phone to find even more emotionally unavailable guys to maybe talk to!
E10
You’ve been drinking literal beetle juice.
E11
The radical new way to slurp your mayo is totally tubular (as in, it’s a tube).
E12
If you didn’t want to see a show, why did you come to the theater?
E13
Nobody needs to hear a 30-year-old reminisce on their experiences in a high school play.
E14
Here you’ll find all the potions, poisons, & chai you could never want.
E15
It’s time to move on from your dependency, until you find the next TV show you can’t trust.
E16
She wants you to eat ALL OF IT.
E17
He’s a war profiteer who pays less in taxes than his secretary.
E18
Do you dare call your feminine content nerdy? The Council of Nerdy Things is here to decide.
E19
How can white people be expected to remember things that aren’t other white people?
E20
Know exactly where someone’s plagiarized personality and bad takes came from, with Shazam for BS!
E21
George R.R. Martin better start looking for a new gig, because Bran can do beautiful flip kicks now.
E22
A heartwarming tale of… terrible people?
E23
Technology has always been scary and evil.
E24
You control this narrative, and you’re still the villain of it.
E25
Freezing inside, boiling outside: you never get to be comfortable!
E26
College is about exploring, from sex to sewing a man’s head to a dog.
E27
Garbage is what it is, and that’s where it belongs.
E28
If you can scrounge for it in the trash like a little raccoon, it’s not worth buying in a store.
E29
Some light spanking would really get this hostage situation going.
E30
She loves to hate it and hates to love it.