If NBA Jam Were a Real Game (30 for 30 Parody)

E1

The rest is history.

Defender of the Basic Meets the April Fool

E2

Who truly understands the difference between a joke, a prank, and a lie?

An Exciting New Release from George R. R. Martin

E3

Why finish the story you started when you could do literally anything else?

Outtakes: An Exciting New Release from George R. R. Martin

E4

Great enough to satisfy even the biggest fans.

Grindr Profile Picture Day

E5

Everything I’ve ever read about average penis size leads me to believe some of you may be lying.

Everyone’s a Republican on Tax Day

E6

Tax season is upon us, and it’s time to reconsider your politics… unless you don’t make six figures.

A 420 Visit from the Weed Man

E7

On this blessed 4/20, all the good little stoners wake up to dank gifts & ganja from the Weed Man.

Stop Asking Women to Talk about Being Women

E8

As a woman of color, it’s your job to talk only about that & nothing else you’ve ever accomplished.

Realistic Dream Phone

E9

Try Realistic Dream Phone to find even more emotionally unavailable guys to maybe talk to!

There’s Meat Hiding in Every Food

E10

You’ve been drinking literal beetle juice.

Eat Mayo Wherever You Go

E11

The radical new way to slurp your mayo is totally tubular (as in, it’s a tube).

Sitting behind a Couple at the Movies

E12

If you didn’t want to see a show, why did you come to the theater?

When Theater Kids Grow Up

E13

Nobody needs to hear a 30-year-old reminisce on their experiences in a high school play.

The Apothecary Barista

E14

Here you’ll find all the potions, poisons, & chai you could never want.

Letting Go of Game of Thrones

E15

It’s time to move on from your dependency, until you find the next TV show you can’t trust.

Movie Families Always Skip Breakfast

E16

She wants you to eat ALL OF IT.

Bruce Wayne Is the Real Criminal

E17

He’s a war profiteer who pays less in taxes than his secretary.

Are You Nerdy Enough?

E18

Do you dare call your feminine content nerdy? The Council of Nerdy Things is here to decide.

Minorities Don’t Look Alike

E19

How can white people be expected to remember things that aren’t other white people?

I Know Where You Got Your Opinion From

E20

Know exactly where someone’s plagiarized personality and bad takes came from, with Shazam for BS!

The Game of Thrones Finale Rewritten with A.I.

E21

George R.R. Martin better start looking for a new gig, because Bran can do beautiful flip kicks now.

That Inspirational Story Is Actually Sad

E22

A heartwarming tale of… terrible people?

Black Mirror Episodes from Medieval Times

E23

Technology has always been scary and evil.

You Suck in Your Own Story

E24

You control this narrative, and you’re still the villain of it.

The Worst Clothes You’re Wearing This Summer

E25

Freezing inside, boiling outside: you never get to be comfortable!

Experimenting (Literally) in College

E26

College is about exploring, from sex to sewing a man’s head to a dog.

3 Adorable Crafts You Can Immediately Trash

E27

Garbage is what it is, and that’s where it belongs.

Your Annoying Cheap Friend

E28

If you can scrounge for it in the trash like a little raccoon, it’s not worth buying in a store.

This Kidnapping Is So Hot

E29

Some light spanking would really get this hostage situation going.

Do I Hate the Bachelor?

E30

She loves to hate it and hates to love it.