E1
You can’t send cast members to their torture dungeon with something cliche like “Infinite Jest”.
E2
From school shootings to poor healthcare, Alabama offers many post-natal ways to abort children.
E3
How else will people know if an animated character is a girl?
E4
We’ve got to understand the sick freaks live-streaming their lives, in order to stop them.
E5
We could finally get something done about climate change!
E6
It was a different time!
E7
Your friend hates your guts but is too much of a coward to tell you.
E8
Meet the inspirational queen slaying the glass ceiling and terrorizing her employees.
E9
Raph is back with helpful hints to know when you’re entirely unqualified to tell anyone what to do.
E10
No one is going near those belongings on your watch!
E11
It’s important to tell stories about diverse groups, and that they be played by… Scarlett Johansson?
E12
Everyone has to sit and wait while the baby piggy eats its sugar bombs.
E13
Nothing is more stressful than the wine list.
E14
What are you going to do? Switch to Android?
E15
Giving directions is what dads do - even for places you don’t want to go!
E16
If you apply yourself and focus, you CAN turn caps lock off.
E17
You don’t have to be a tech detective to do a quick internet search.
E18
You’re ruining this party by committing too hard to your costume!
E19
Don’t bring Tik Tok into this!
E20
Nothing is scarier than Halloween on a weeknight.
E21
Ordering fries really isn’t as evil as poison gas.
E22
Why donate those clothes when they could sit in the back of your car forever?
E23
Rules are meant to be broken! Even if that means some planes crash.
E24
Wow all my friends have done so much this year, and I… paid rent?
E25
Save up your allowance! Juul is introducing new ways to experience your favorite vape brand.
E26
We can’t ALL be thankful for family!
E27
Brennan is taking seven flights, two cruises, and a Mars expedition to make the holidays perfect.
E28
You can’t just throw around the term “gundam” about any mech you see! Also, Jess is cancelled.
E29
The Jellicles have a hard time finding furever homes, who knows why? Maybe a song will help!
E30
What do you want? What reaction are you trying to get? What made you this way?