Assassin’s New Years Resolutions
E1
Every year he says he’s going to get revenge, but then he gets “too busy”.
Your Sad Story Is Not the Same As Mine
E2
Pain is pain, unless your friends are trying to “relate” to you. They don’t know what pain is.
Caught Internet Stalking
E3
Medical records are so easy to find, it’s like they want us to look!
When All Your Friends Are in Relationships
E4
Have some sympathy for the singles in your friend group.
This Missing Person Is Too Embarrassing
E5
When someone goes missing, you just want to know they’re safe…and normal. Like, no weird pepperoni stuff.
Disney Parks: The Next Big Movie Franchise
E6
Can’t wait to see Monorail: Endgame next year!
Wine Experts Taste Dogshit Wine
E7
Sommeliers vs. some terriers.
Presidential Campaigns Are So Obsessed with Me!
E8
This “Bernie” guy keeps emailing me saying he “needs my help”! What a nutjob!
I Feel like Everyone Hates Me, an ICE Agent
E9
You stuff a FEW thousand kids into cages and suddenly everyone hates you???
I Didn’t Get Chlamydia from a Koala!
E10
Statistically, koalas are more likely to have chlamydia than people, sooooooooo…
Climate Change Is the Ultimate Birth Control
E11
The oncoming ecological apocalypse is the best way to make sure you don’t have kids!
College Essay Tips for School Shooting Survivors
E12
You survived a deadly shooting on school grounds - can you also survive applying for college?
When the Workout Instructor’s Music Sucks
E13
Spotify isn’t ready for a playlist THIS extreme.
How to Profile a House Plant Killer
E14
To hunt a killer, you first must understand their watering routine.
Just One Sec
E15
We can all have a little break, as a treat.
How to Fix Our Climate (so That I Can Take Long Showers)
E16
Everyone (except me) has a big sacrifice to make.
If There Were Fashion Shows for Exercise Clothes
E17
The hottest show in town for ugly shoes and too many straps.
iOS 14: More Rounded Boxes than Ever Before
E18
Only Apple knows how to think outside the box…by exclusively thinking within rounded ones.
The CollegeHumor Cast (and Also Kyle) Catches Up
E19
The gang gets back together to go through Lost & Found items, and also Kyle’s here (but just to watch).
Dropout Is a Netflix
E20
We love that the streaming industry has become a Who’s On First? riff.
Mystery Porn Sounds
E21
Can you solve this videoconference mystery?
Livin’ Mask Free (Music Video)
E22
A country anthem for our doomed country.
How Politicians Sound When Explaining COVID Rules
E23
Should you not dine indoors while sometimes wearing masks? Prossibly.
Why I’m Voting for Opposite Man
E24
Worried about the Opposite Man? Don’t worry - feel the opposite of that!
What Undecided Voters Look Like to Everyone Else
E25
Choose the pro. Be pro choice.
Every Terrible Thing Trump Has Done as President
E26
Well, not including everything he’s done since this video was uploaded, I guess.
If I Had the Money That Bezos Had
E27
A song about putting Jeff Bezos’ $200 billion fortune into context.
If Google Was a Guy: Quarantine Edition (3)
E28
Brian Huskey and CollegeHumor alumni are back for another quarantine-inspired “Google Is a Guy”.
Summit of the Subreddits
E29
Your upvote counts.
Tinder Profile Picture Day (Animated Edition)
E30
A picture is worth a thousand swipes.