E1
Oh bother, I’ve run out of human meat.
E2
This next one’s definitely going to ruin his career.
E3
They’re here to punch up your jokes.
E4
He’s never thrown a Hail Mary.
E5
Leave no package behind.
E6
Would you rather be trapped in a castle or a relationship?
E7
Parenting isn’t easy, but it’s worth it. Or not.
E8
Some cliques are harder to get into than Gryffindor.
E9
A son fights for his right to deafen.
E10
Leighton Meester has an important message for you.
E11
Nudity is not a style.
E12
A whimsical tale of mediocrity.
E13
He’s never done this before.
E14
Stay spacey, my friends.
E15
Why GTL when you can just go Super Saiyan?
E16
Party like it’s 1399.
E17
Underwear would be an improvement.
E18
Girls on girls watching porn.
E19
Think before you snap.
E20
If you want to be her lover, you gotta LARP with her friends.
E21
Planking is not a crime.
E22
It’s the naked truth.
E23
He’s got a lot on his plate.
E24
Nudity is not a crime. These clothes are.
E25
Diners, Drive-ins and Dementors.
E26
Honor. Adventure. Pizza.
E27
John reunites with Bob Saget for a manly look at tenderness.
E28
An age-old rivalry finally gets settled.
E29
Just as well-written as your 8th grade history notes.