E1
It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.
E2
Go ahead. Try this at home.
E3
It’s Mr. Cook, but you can call him Tim.
E4
Retouching what you couldn’t touch.
E5
Minorities have it rough in this country.
E6
Also playing in zero-D.
E7
They’re prepared for anything. Way, way too prepared.
E8
You meme the world to me.
E9
The beard makes the man.
E10
Sing a song of sadness.
E11
For all of you Steve Slobs out there.
E12
The only real losers are the audience.
E13
Can Twilight save America?
E14
Patrick sits down with real clowns for real talk about the 2012 election. And also about balloon animals.
E15
Showtime’s new drama presents a world of lies, deceit, and homecoming.
E16
The new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.
E17
The only thing more dangerous than dragons is yourself.
E18
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
E19
The news every father dreads hearing… without his friends around to also hear it.
E20
Did you ever wonder what the people in your yoga class were thinking?
E21
Jesus has trouble stealing attention away from the Bloomin’ Onion.
E22
Nobody likes talking about the birds and bees.
E23
There’s only one thing more important than the fate of the world.
E24
Starbucks is reversing its bathroom policy.
E25
Sexy models caught in their natural environment: unnatural environments.
E26
The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.
E27
Hopefully they’ll make a Portal 3 so this song can be in the ending credits.
E28
More money, more privacy problems.
E29
When it comes to scoring with the ladies, no one does it like Ryan Gosling.
E30
It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Dog Wins!
E31
It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Cat Wins!