E1
The internet can be an awful place sometimes.
E2
Pose next to a tiger or GTFO.
E3
Why don’t you let us do the grilling so we can avoid conversation for the rest of the party?
E4
Simple solutions to fixing up your garbage pile of an apartment.
E5
If there’s one thing both parties can agree on, it’s that they love Paul Revere cosplay.
E6
A/K/A: Grant Tries to Plan His Friday Night
E7
Preaching to the high choir.
E8
Sad! Saaaad! Very sad.
E9
America needs you! What if we have to do a mail merge? Or build out macros in Excel?
E10
Nothing spices up a stale relationship like meddling in the affairs of your single friends!
E11
Watch him come.
E12
You can never get the back pimples by yourself.
E13
The boys explore the feminine mysteries of bicycles.
E14
Now you too can enjoy your beautiful, creamy ranch without being treated like a trash possum.
E15
We are duty bound to try to hump those probably-models.
E16
Bragging about your temperament is like telling someone how cool you are.
E17
Hint: a lot.
E18
Tonight: your Republican dad, your uninformed mom, and your sister, a liberal arts sophomore.
E19
We’ve got hot dogs without buns, an un-openable can of refried beans AND stuff to make s’mores.
E20
Car maintenance is all about knowing when to call your dad.
E21
Zillow helps you find the perfect home that you could absolutely never afford.
E22
Why use 12 good apps when you can use one shitty app?
E23
Definitely not three dudes who dressed up like grandmas to score free weed.
E24
They haven’t had this much fun since the jazz.
E25
Half-empty Splenda packets all over your kitchen counter? You might have Sad Girl House.
E26
Seriously, nobody wants whiskey stones.
E27
Just because you haven’t talked since high school doesn’t mean you can’t share a holiday stuffing.
E28
First, you’re gonna need about 500 potatoes, 300 carrots, and 5 to 6 fresh humans.
E29
It’s almost as if New Year’s Eve consistently fails to live up to our collective expectations.
E30
He literally had a diary titled “My Struggle”.