Tinder Profile Picture Day (2)

E1

If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.

The Horrors of Hungover Traveling

E2

Pretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.

Bizarre Amazon Product Reviews (2)

E3

The twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.

I Need More Intel: Is That Hot Guy Gay?

E4

Shirtless bro pics are always a red herring.

Dogs Are Practice Babies

E5

Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.

Horror Movie Girl Is Embarrassed She’s a Virgin

E6

Everyone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.

How to Wash a Goddamn Dish

E7

Don’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.

Fake News Investigative Journalists

E8

The truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.

Awkward at Parties Horror Movie (with Allison Williams and Lil Rel)

E9

A party guest most foul.

Stressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating

E10

Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!

Movie Make-Up Makes Acting Hard

E11

When it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.

Extremely Real People Who Are Definitely Not Actors

E12

Audition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?

5 Tips for People Who Don’t Understand Taxes

E13

Doing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.

Oh No, Why Is This Trending?! (2017 Edition)

E14

Legend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.

We Found Sinbad’s Shazaam Genie Movie!

E15

I told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!

Music Festival Boot Camp

E16

You can’t handle the merch booth.

It’s Technically a Meal

E17

It’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right?

Eating with Your Rich Friends

E18

I’ll have the “corking fee”.

Just Let the World Die

E19

Take that, student loans!

An Honest Call with Your Bank

E20

Oh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.

Sleepovers When You’re Gay

E21

Dream Phone was SO heteronormative.

The Straightest Dude Ever

E22

He eats lighters.

The Relationship Simulator Bed

E23

What’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?

Date with a Fast Food Burger

E24

Boy meets grill.

I Can’t Decide What My Last Meal Should Be

E25

Why don’t we both get something, and we can share?

Porn, but for Crying

E26

Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.

These Incriminating Photos Look Amazing

E27

Is this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?

Hinting That You’re Also into Guys

E28

Ok, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever.

Your Favorite Shameful Flavors As Chips

E29

New from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!

Sorry My Car Is So Gross

E30

Sure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!