Dove in an Iron Cage

E1

Justice is served, mayo free.

The Guzzle Bumpkin

E2

Grab deez nutz and Guzzle up!

Jacksonville Jackass

E3

Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.

The Knights of the Noble Order of Mystic Turquoise Goblet

E4

Early's most confusing conspiracy theory turns out to be false.

The Ballad of the Latrine Marine

E5

It takes a man to make the women's room safe from men who think they're women.

Debased Ball

E6

Early exploits himself for attention.

Tortuga de Mentiras

E7

Everyone lies and all the houses burn.

Duel of the Dimwits

E8

Two idiots argue about stuff nobody cares about.

The War On the War On Christmas

E9

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!

Dewey Two-ey

E10

Two idiots open competing taquerias mere feet from one another.