Government Brain Voodoo Trouble

E1

Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads.

Butt Trouble

E2

Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.

Double Truckin' the Tricky Two

E3

Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rusty's eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in half.

Swayze Crazy

E4

Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.

Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble

E5

Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

Meth O.D. to My Madness

E6

Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.

The Tiniest Princess

E7

Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful...

Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust

E8

Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.

Bubba Trubba

E9

Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out.

Burned and Reburned Again

E10

Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...

Terminus Trouble

E11

Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack.

Survival of the Dumbest

E12

Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.

A Sober Sunday

E13

Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421.

Rebel with a Claus

E14

Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.