Hero With a Thousand Boners
E1
A routine transport puts the crew in the crossfire of various heroes making their claim on destiny.
Koalifications
E2
Hamilton is invited to a science station for breeding, but Jay has breeding ideas of his own.
The Micro Dicktator
E3
The crew accepts a dangerous mission to depose a disgusting and dangerous despot.
The Panty-Christ
E4
Jay and Hamilton agree to be the subjects of a docu-reality show that brings to the surface deep rifts in their friendship.
Sperms of Endearment
E5
The crew gets trapped in a sentient spacial anomaly that forces them to complete a cosmically sexy mission.
The Parable of Shaftocles
E6
A mysterious spaceship gives Jay and Hamilton each a chance to change their tragic pasts.
Full Metal Koala
E7
Hamilton is confronted with a lost battalion of Koala soldiers, while Jay goes on a magical vision quest guided by a wise sperm.
The Singularititties
E8
The crew attempts to have a relaxing vacation on a luxurious cruise vessel, but the forces of destiny have other plans.