Ill Conceived
E1
Harry becomes an overnight father figure to nine-year-old Billy and teenage Anastasia, who both seem to be the product of Harry's past foray into sperm donation. Meanwhile Harry meets Rose, a beautiful, if neurotic, single woman who's out to have a baby on her own, and who believes Harry may have what she needs to get pregnant.
Zygote Problems
E2
Harry helps Billy’s moms, Zoey and Michelle, to encourage Billy to be cooler at school. Meanwhile Jonathan and Janet fear their daughter Anastasia may be failing French, and administer an I.Q. test to Harry, fearing she got the ‘dumb gene’ from him. Harry and Rose square off about the future of Rose’s potential child.
The Rhythmic Gymnastic Method
E3
Harry signs Billy up for Rhythmic Gymnastics, so that Harry can hook up with the hot new gymnastics teacher. Meanwhile Jonathan offers Harry $5000 to disappear from his daughter’s life. Rose strikes up a friendship with Irene, who Harry fears will tell Rose all of Harry’s dirty secrets.
The Ultrasound and the Fury
E4
Double-booked, Harry must decide between scoring with a hot fashion model or attending his baby's first ultrasound.
Birth of a Salesman
E5
Harry helps Billy become his school’s top charity salesman, while Rose tests her maternal instincts on an electronic baby.
Corner Orifice
E6
Rose hides her pregnancy from her boss, while Harry discovers the truth about Jonathan and Janet's sex life.
Fetal Attraction
E7
Harry figures out the secret behind Rose’s new boyfriend, while Zoey and Michelle deal with consequences of Billy having lice.
Bromozomes
E8
When Janet diagnoses Harry with Sympathetic Pregnancy, Rose finds that she’s competing for sympathy with her new, narcissistic belly-buddy, Harry. Meanwhile Zoey and Michelle rejoice after finding a babysitter (Leah Feidh Fassett) Harry can’t hit on – because she’s a lesbian. Janet discovers Jonathan has been seeing another therapist behind her back, Dr. Meinertzhagen (guest star Tom Green).
Rebel Without Lamaze
E9
Harry helps Rose to make friends in her new birthing class, while Janet and Jonathan fight for the chance to be involved in Anastasia's prom.
Womb Mates
E10
Harry coaxes out Rose's bachelor side when they are forced to share an apartment. Zoey's grandmother plays a visit, and Rachel goes behind Jonathan's back in an attempt to get a good deal on a car.
The Sperm Whale
E11
Harry lies about having a relationship with Rose to score with a home-wrecker; Jonathan and Janet attempt to connect with Anastasia online.
Always Use a Condo
E12
Rose lies to make a preschool waitlist; while Zoey and Michelle attempt to give Billy 'The Talk'
At Your Cervix
E13
Roses's pregnancy nears full term, prompting Zoey and Michelle to contemplate whether they will ever want another child of their own.