Single Lesbian Psychos

E1

In the pilot episode, Simone reluctantly lets her best friend Audrey fill out her online dating profile.

Please ... Please Stop

E2

Simone's first date with Elisa starts off in Pleasantville but quickly veers into AreYouOnCracktown.

Hammer Toes

E3

Simone bravely agrees to date a musician, with shocking results.

A League of Her Own

E4

Simone's a bit miffed that everyone thinks her date, Caramel Kiss, is "out of her league".

Dirty Birds

E5

After her hot night with Caramel Kiss, Simone goes to her audition for The Albatross Appeal and finds that albatrosses aren't the dirtiest birds.