Mrs. Livingston, I Presume
E1
While touring MGM studios with his father, Eddie invites a homeless starlet to spend the night.
Teacher's Pet
E2
Eddie's classmates accuse him of being the teacher's pet when Tom starts dating their teacher, Miss Allen.
And Eddie Makes Three
E3
Tom falls in love with a model who isn't ready for motherhood.
The Littlest Kidnapper
E4
Eddie brings home a little Japanese boy for Mrs. Livingston to keep.
The Computer
E5
Tom reluctantly agrees to enroll in a computer dating service to do some research.
Pain
E6
Tom and Eddie experience the pains of growing up when Eddie balks at the idea of going to school.
Guess Who's Coming for Lunch?
E7
After discovering his new friend's mother is not married, Eddie arranges a meeting between the two parents.
Bully for You
E8
When Eddie is bullied by a motherless girl (Jodie Foster) at school, Tom invites her and her father over to visit.
Gentleman Friend
E9
A wealthy manufacturer announces his plans to marry Mrs. Livingston.
Any Friend of Dad's
E10
A buddy from Tom's school days drops in for an extended visit.
An F for Mrs. Livingston
E11
Mrs. Livingston failed her English test, causing Eddie to think she will commit hara-kiri to save face.
Member of the Wedding
E12
Tina proposes to Norman.
A Night Out for the Boys
E13
An overnight camping trip leads to a Corbett-Lockwood quarrel.
Mother of the Year
E14
Tom offers to make sandwiches when the mothers of Eddie's classmates plan a luncheon for Eddie's pregnant teacher.
Who Pulled the Blues Right Out of the Horn?
E15
Eddie's flamboyant Aunt Kate comes for a visit.
The Library Card
E16
Eddie loses the very first library book he takes out.
How Do You Know If It's Really Love?
E17
Eddie is suffering from a case of puppy love
The Road to You Know Where is Paved with You Know What
E18
A retired school teacher unknowingly alienates Eddie from his father.
They're Either Too Young or Too Old
E19
Eddie has a crush on his babysitter, who has a crush on Tom.
The Mod Couple
E20
Mrs. Livingston departs, leaving Eddie and Tom alone.
Guardian for Eddie
E21
Tom tries to find a future guardian for Eddie.
The Promise
E22
Tom tries to prevent Mrs. Livingston from being deported.
A Five-Pound Monkey on His Stomach
E23
Norman has to lose five pounds in two days.
Free is a Four Letter Word
E24
Tom has been ordered by his boss to fire his best friend
Don't Look Now, But Your Scorpio's Rising
E25
Tom's nutty secretary has become interested in astrology and quits her job.
Money is a Five Letter Word
E26
Eddie finds ten thousand dollars.