Kiss Your Epaulets Goodbye

E1

After Rhoda and Joe are robbed, Rhoda blames the mishap on Carlton's lack of ability to handle his job, causing Carlton to be fired.

Rhoda Meets the Ex-Wife

E2

All of Rhoda's insecurities surface when she meets Joe's ex-wife, who turns out to be beautiful.

Ida's Doctor

E3

Ida Morgenstern finds herself tempted to have an affair with her doctor.

Mucho, Macho

E4

Rhoda and Joe have a difficult time trying to celebrate their first anniversary pleasantly when their tempers keep getting the best of them.

The Party

E5

A psychiatrist tries to give the Gerards' party a boost by directing a group-encounter session, revealing some interesting suppressions from the guests.

Brenda's Unemployment

E6

That rotten job Brenda felt she held at the bank looks like a rose garden after she quits being a teller and is faced with the thorns of unemployment.

With Friends Like These

E7

Seething tempers result when two of Rhoda's and Brenda's closest friends take advantage of them.

Somebody Down There Likes Him

E8

To help the financial burden of a rent increase, Brenda takes on a roommate, but it's the beautiful roommate who turns out to be a real burden when she comes on strongly to Joe.

Call Me Grandma

E9

Mama Ida's innocent but overzealous desire to become a grandmother results in her arranging another rock-bottom date for Brenda.

Myrna's Story

E10

Business is booming at Rhoda's window-dressing firm, due partly to her creative sketches, but also because of Myrna Morgenstern's ""persuasive"" sales pitches, something which Rhoda puts an end to.

Love Songs of J. Nicholas Lobo

E11

Against his better judgment, Joe hires Nick, Brenda's obnoxious boyfriend, to become a wrecker at his demolition firm.

Friends and Mothers

E12

Rhoda's new, delightful, vivacious middle-aged neighbor becomes a threat to mother Ida.

A Night with the Girls

E13

Rhoda is determined to prove to her friends that women can have a great time without men, although she becomes dubious of her own theory when she tries it one night.

Bump in the Night

E14

Somewhere in Rhoda's neighborhood, a burglar is walking the street, possibly going after her because she just might be the only person able to identify him.

If You Don't Tell Her, I Will

E15

Two's company and three's a crowd, as both Brenda and Rhoda discover when they have uninvited guests moving in with them.

Rhoda's Sellout

E16

Torn between her pride at losing a huge account for her window-dressing firm, Rhoda battles with a stubborn though prosperous tuxedo chain-store owner who wants her to decorate his windows his way, or not at all.

Attack on Mr. Right

E17

Rhoda drills Brenda on the finer points of life, such as how to land a man, when Brenda's Mr. Right seems to be taking her for granted.

If You Want to Shoot the Rapids You Have to Get Wet

E18

Rhoda, whose only real luck with a man has been with her husband Joe, finds herself playing marriage counselor to a couple who has been married for 12 years.

The Return of Billy Glass

E19

Martin Morgenstern is overjoyed when his best friend visits him after a 35-year hiatus, but is overwhelmed with insecurity when he recalls that his best friend was also once engaged to Ida.

A Federal Case

E20

Love beats a pathway to Brenda's door when a young federal agent uses her apartment to run a security check on the residence across the street.

The Marty Morgan Story

E21

The emotional, high-strung Ida Morgenstern demonstrates her knack for jumping to conclusions when hubby Martin begins to act very secretive.

Let's Call it Love

E22

Rhoda and Joe decide the only way they can spend more time together is to barricade themselves in their apartment, disregarding family, friends, work, and in short, the world.

It's Not My Fault, Is It?

E23

When Brenda turns down his marriage proposal, Lenny, the hearbroken lad, quits his job and sinks into a fit of depression.

Don't Give Up the Office

E24

Rhoda has one little problem with money; she doesn't have any, and it's forcing her window-dressing firm out of business.