The Takeover

E1

Empire Market has been taken over by corporate chain Red Leader Foods. Chad and company get their first look at their new owner.

Laser Trouble

E2

Chad finally debuts his new, more powerful, laser checkout system with unexpected results.

Into the Basement

E3

Chad and Jeremy must journey to the Empire Market basement, a creepy and dangerous place where only fools go.

The Basement Strikes Back

E4

Chad and Commander Wickstrom face deadly robots and fight!

The New Employee

E5

Chad is reunited with a crazed lunatic former employee who his new boss has rehired for some reason.

First Kiss

E6

Chad finally succeeds at romance and Randy finds a new weird friend, Baby Cookie...

Goodbye, Chad

E7

Chad, seriously in love for the first time, finds that life can be cruel, really horribly cruel, and then annoying.

Bandito Beatdown

E8

Chad faces off with his new nemesis, Jeremy and Jimmy have a heart-to-heart, and Randy descends further into madness.

Showdown

E9

Enrage the dark lord of the grocery store at your peril. He's not to be trifled with.

Somebody Dies

E10

Somebody dies.