Timing

E1

Demetri has trouble mustering the necessary anger for a breakup, time traveling for noble purposes and measuring his hobo-ness.

Power

E2

Demetri ponders the nature of power, proves that bird ownership is arrogant and introduces The Revenger.

Brains

E3

Demetri does away with traditional neuroscience and phrenology as he digs into brains.

Chairs

E4

Demetri considers the many mysteries surrounding chairs.

Safety

E5

Demetri's safety tips: Employ scented candles as a fire alarm, use pubic hair for home security, and maintain a healthy fear of piñatas.

Coolness

E6

Demetri is too cool for clear pants, but he still needs professional help before a date.

Games

E7

Demetri trades in fun, games and audience threats while reimagining pro sports as animal duels.