Plan A: Captain Cook

E1

Blackadder tries painting and cooking as ploys to avoid the scheduled big push out of the trenches.

Plan B: Corporal Punishment

E2

Edmund is sentenced to death by firing squad for shooting and eating the General's favorite messenger pigeon.

Plan C: Major Star

E3

Blackadder grabs yet another opportunity to return to England by organizing a morale-raising music hall show, including Baldrick's Charlie Chaplin impersonation and George's appearance as a lady songstress who captures the General's heart.

Plan D: Private Plane

E4

Blackadder and the boys join the Royal Air Corps, where they are promptly shot down behind enemy lines.

Plan E: General Hospital

E5

Blackadder is assigned to find the spy working out of the hospital.

Plan F: Goodbyeee

E6

Blackadder tries everything he can think of to get sent back to England when orders come in to go over the top in the first charge against the Germans since 1914.